Yes, that’s right. Even more powerful than Abrahadabra, Xepera Xeper Xeperu, or Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches, these ancient mystical voces magicae will set you free and empower you to embrace yourself for the living, breathing demigod you truly are! Just repeat liberally as needed, preferably in the comfort and privacy of your own ritual chamber, and never while operating heavy machinery or navigating through heavy traffic.
A man described by a prosecutor as a Satanist plotting to overthrow the government may have threatened to attack a Michigan home in his efforts to create “chaos.”
A defense attorney said the man is just an internet troll “spouting off,” according to an Associated Press report by John Hanna and Roxana Hegeman.
Private First-Class Jarrett William Smith, 24, stationed at Fort Riley, Kansas, is accused of providing information about explosives to an FBI undercover agent on an encrypted messaging service and of threatening to burn down the house of a far-left-leaning “antifa” member, The AP reports.
Contrary to popular wisdom, Satanists don’t normally threaten to burn people’s houses down. I would strongly question the claim that Smith did what he did for ‘the glory of his Satanist religion.” It’s always possible he might be some kind of extremist ideologue, but in my experience at least, it is much more likely he is a criminal who just happens to be a Satanist, with the two things having nothing to do with each other—as with most criminals who identify as “Christian.”
“Greta Thunberg, I would like to formally offer $100,000 donation to a charity of your choice if you are willing to engage in an hour long televised debate with me!” Feuerstein wrote, adding, “Who wants to see this?”
I have zero interest in watching a grown man throw ad hominems at a 16-year old girl in the name of Jesus (or any other deity). And don’t try to deny it, Josh ol’ boy, because that’s exactly what you’d do. Maybe you should try offering the same deal to Bill Nye the Science Guy instead. In fact, I’d pay good money to watch that.
“A nationwide outbreak.”
According to the FBI, there were 11,004 gun homicides in the U.S. (65% handguns, 6% rifle/shotgun, 30% other/unknown type) in 2016 alone. Now I’m not denying that the vaping industry needs to be scrutinized and held to the highest possible standards; but companies like Juul aren’t the ones who are shooting up children in public schools. It’s been 20 years since the Columbine Massacre, and we still have people mass-murdering kids all over the place in this country, with a new massacre happening every week. So why aren’t these issues being prioritized the other way around? Our lawmakers care enough about our children to try and ban vaping, but not enough to ban civilizans from owning grenade launchers or sniper rifles? What’s wrong with this picture?
And according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), more than 480,000 people die in the U.S. each year thanks to cigarette smoking—and more than 41,000 of those deaths are the result of secondhand smoking, meaning those poor souls weren’t even smokers themselves. So 11 people die from vaping and we’re all supposed to treat that as an “emergency”; but the 480,000 people who die per year from smoking? Nevermind them, that’s just a statistic. Our politicians will crack down on vaping quick as you please, but they still drag their feet on much more critical public health issues like smoking and gun violence. This indicates to me that they really don’t care about protecting our children or making the country safer. They make too much money off all that tobacco and all those guns to do any different.
Megachurch pastor Robert Jeffress claims the climate change crisis is “imaginary,” and that young activist Greta Thunberg needs to just read the Bible.
“This Greta Thunberg, the 16 year-old, she was warning today about the mass extinction of humanity. Somebody needs to read poor Greta Genesis chapter 9 and tell her the next time she worries about global warming, just look at a rainbow; that’s God’s promise that the polar ice caps aren’t going to melt and flood the world again.”
Mocking “the 16-year old girl” for taking the climate change crisis more seriously than you do is completely inappropriate, especially when you’re several decades older than her and YOU are the one imploring people to take ancient mythology literally. (“Just look at a rainbow”? Are you fucking serious?)
I doubt Greta Thunberg is much concerned with whatever the biblical god might or might not do. His actions or inactions are not the problem here; the climate change crisis is being caused by us and all the pollution we parasitic humans leave in our wake.
In Genesis 9, Yahweh flooded the world with rain, not by melting the polar ice caps. I’m pretty sure if he wanted to, he can get away with doing the latter while still keeping true to his promise to Noah, assuming he would even want to melt the ice caps in the first place.
Yes, it’s true. Every year on Halloween night, I chant incantations over my candy before the trick or treaters arrive, asking my evil heathen god to instill His calamitous power within all that sugar, so the kiddies will grow big and strong enough to topple every church in the world that teaches them to hate themselves or each other for being women, for being gay, for being trans, or for being anything else these people hate that’s really good and true. May the “little lambs” grow teeth and BITE BACK!!!